To protect and preserve the convivial nature of these premises discussion or mention of he following or any related matter is strictly forbidden.
- Politics*
- Religion*
- Race*
- Sex (excluding that of consenting adult sheep)*
- Birth, Death, Marriage & Divorce*
- Size*
- Pensions*
- The price of beer (Reference to ‘free’ or ‘discounting’ will be dealt with severely)
- Cheese etiquette
- The whereabouts of the town cryer*
- The whereabouts of the town cryer’s bell*
- Anything else we (the management) take a disliking to from time to time
* With the exception of Sunday evening